You can't make this sh*t up!
Three mums who have come together across the globe to chat about life, relationships, parenting, and everything in between. A real and honest podcast chatting about the sh*t most people don't talk about!Life is frigging hard. So gettin together and having a laugh makes it all that much better! On You can't make this sh*t up, your hosts Cat, Claire and Missie talk honestly about the struggles, the challenges and all the sh*t you can't make up. We laugh, we cry, we help and inspire each other and literally don't hold back on any topic of life.
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Episodes
60 episodes
Lets take a pause.
Let's take a pause.... What an adventure it has been over the last year! We are super grateful to you all for listening in, subscribing and downloading our podcast! This is NOT goodbye!! As you know, we also run a coaching business and it is gr...
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41:41
Is Missie actually wearing 'PANTS'
Join us for another episode of laughter, real mum life and no holding back! When there's a misunderstanding over PANTS and what they mean in different countries.... But the big question is, is Missie wearing any?! Listen in now to ...
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35:23
Mummy wins and diamond art.
Today's episode we talk about the wins that mums celebrate throughout the week no matter how small a win is a win. We also talk about diamond art do you like it or not? A sleeping puppy Don't move, or she'll wake up.
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35:46
Pippi Long Stockings and a new member of the family.
On today's Episode we talk about the difference of a good hair color or a bad on is only two to three Appointments. We also introduce a new member.to the family. Happy New Year Everyone!!
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34:19
Happy New Year!!
Welcome to 2024! We have a lot planned for this year, but first, we wanted to share our most memorable moments from 2023 with you! These are some of our favorites, from near death by cows, to fuzzy vaginas and all the stuff you literally just c...
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32:31
Christmas 2023
It's been a year!! Merry Christmas to you and yours! It's been an incredible year for all of us in one way or another. on this episode, we talk about things we love about the holiday, and things we don't!
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37:53
How do you say?
TOMATOES OR TOMAAATOES??!! Join us today as we discuss all the different words that sound different, are pronounced different and some that are just totally wrong - depending on where you come from! As we're from 3 different locations globally,...
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Episode 99
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28:38
Parenting with effing hormones
Have you ever had one of those days that it's just too much? Join Cat and Missie while we talk about parenting when it's the time of the month and a new moon?
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Episode 96
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48:09
Have you ever had a dream that you murdered someone?!
Welcome to Monday! Join Cat and Missie as they talk all about their crazy ass dreams......Dreams of murdering people and a zombie apocalypse just to get started! Do you have crazy dreams? Have you ever got mad at something or w...
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Episode 95
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33:24
Cat licking vaginas
When the episode starts off with the total misunderstanding with exactly who was licking vaginas you know you're going to be in for a laugh out loud episode!!Join in the laughs and don't forget to answer our questions and share your sto...
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Episode 93
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48:11
The pain and suffering kids cause.
Welcome to our Monday episode, where we talk about all the things you just can’t make up! If you have been with us for a while, first of all, thank you! And second, we usually are all over the place with our conversations, but somehow we manage...
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Episode 91
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44:13
WHY OH WHY?!
Is technology your friend? Or does it drive you crazy? Technology can be like marmite - you either hate it or you love it! Join us today as we delve into the sh*t you can't make up when it comes to our technological issues plus a dollop of head...
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Episode 89
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34:13
BAD DRIVING, F**K YOU & FRIENDS
Get ready for ALL the feels with this episode! We wanted to bring up a very relevant topic talking about driving - or in particular - totally oblivious, BAD drivers which then led into a completely unknown fact around the gesture of givin...
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Episode 87
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43:03
HALLOWEEN SPECIAL!
We would like, if we may, to take you on a strange journey.... Werewolves howl, phantoms prowl, Halloweens upon us now! Join us for our Halloween special with frightful stories, real life Halloween mom moments and a whole lot of sp...
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Episode 85
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1:01:45
DRINKING ON A MONDAY?!
Have you ever tried a Bushwacker? Or tipped a bottle of red wine down your trousers?! As Missie and Cat enjoy their alcoholic beverages (on a Monday!) we discuss a very important topic - BIRTHDAYS! That one day of the year where everyone gets t...
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Episode 83
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51:04
GET YOUR ROCKS ON
Sympathy needed today please! Claire shows up to the show but she's poorly which sparks a whole conversation around sickness and near death experiences, including how our kids give us heart attacks (metaphorically of course) on a daily basis. A...
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Episode 0
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43:32
SERIOUSLY?!
You know all those totally crazy, unexpected and most often ridiculous things you thought you'd never say or do as a parent?! Yep! We got you! Today is real MOM LIFE talk - those sentences you never thought you'd have to say, those things you n...
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Episode 79
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44:33
UNICORNS
Today, Missie shares with us her weekend of new experiences! Learn about what unicorns are, why gay bars are the best place to hang out and why having boundaries in place are so important. PLUS another segment of "When the sh*t h...
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Episode 77
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44:49
House Renovations
Have you ever had any big house renovations done? Today, Cat shares the craziness of what her and her partner are doing to their house... it will blow your mind!! And it leads to some very interesting questions! PLUS, we have anoth...
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Episode 75
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46:55
FURRY VAGINA
Welcome to another totally random, totally hilarious Monday episode! From talking "posh" to getting fur stuck in your vagina (yes really!!!) and how certain toddlers are absolute terrors (mums do you feel us?!) Join us for some fun and realness...
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Episode 73
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1:00:03
Kids these days!
Join us today as we get really honest about our kids and the things they do to REALLY wind US UP!! This is one for all the moms out there, we guarantee you'll be nodding along with these hilarious yet totally frustrating stories!
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Episode 72
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45:36
Does seeing people eat certain foods turn you on?
Join is today as we share an email we received from a listener and then get right into talking about the subject of food tirning you on and our opinions on it.As well as another segment of the shit hits the fans where our listeners shar...
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Episode 70
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37:55
Colonics and Placentas
Put your grown up pants on for this one or leave them off what ever you prefer....We get up close and personal as Claire shares her experience with colonics and we all share stories related and unrelated as always.
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Episode 68
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42:01